twigwise:

asuka-sohryu:

next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap

This

Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day

(Source: stilken, via make-me-lmfao)

lolsofunny:

esexist:

the only problem with sleep is that im not awake to enjoy it

LOL

pradar:

is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection

(Source: pradar, via sarcastic-snowflake)

teyuss:

 “long live the king” i whispered as i pushed my cat off the sofa

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

(Source: odair, via my-sexual)

darkforetold:

BITCH PLEASE.

(Source: chordoverstreet, via death-the-nobody)

agil-san:

superadorablephil:

twerkdatstrider:

Oh crap they found me out

This is my life

Funny because I”m on the other side and i’ve asked these questions before lol

(Source: ainath, via death-the-nobody)

collegehumor:

Owl Gets Stuck in Car Grill
What a hoot.